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Fortune Teller?
In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw in her crystal ball.
She looked up at her customer, sitting across the
table. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt.
Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.
She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked, "Will I get away with it?"
Thanks I really needed to laugh
I had actually read this before but it is still funny...so just between you and me did you get away with it 
lol
Fortune Teller - Krauss and Plant
